What would you do if...?

If I shaved off one of your eyebrows, filled a gl full of half lemonade, half urine... (The urine could possibly be mine OR the late Anna Nicole Smiths) and watched from a vent in your ceiling as you drank it. From there I would slip on an evening gown, saunter onto your front lawn, splash a cup of acid on any sortof lawn ornaments you own (gargoyles, gnomes, plants, etc etc) and laugh demonically as I ride away on a horse drawn carriage..?